playing as the man from the window Minecraft Servers

playing as the man from the window Minecraft Servers

  • EasyMoneyCraft Minecraft Server

    EasyMoneyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6453
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we pay you in real-life cash for every block you break! That’s right, you can finally make a living by playing Minecraft all day long.

    But that’s not all – we also have a job where you get paid to ride pigs around the server and deliver messages to other players. It’s like being a medieval mailman, but way more fun (and way more ridiculous).

    And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can sign up to be a professional chicken wrangler. Your job is to gather up all the chickens on the server and lead them on epic quests to find hidden treasure. Who knew chickens were so good at treasure hunting?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making a living doing the most outrageous jobs you’ve ever heard of!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBaeFinder

    BlockyBaeFinder
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1129
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeakPioneers – Conquer the Heights!

    PeakPioneers – Conquer the Heights!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2145
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 91 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 167

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to climb mount everest but u too lazy to leave ur house? well, dis server got u covered fam. we got a virtual mount everest dat is always expanding upwards from da crust. climb dat ish and u will set a new human climbing height record every time u reach da top. u gonna be da ultimate virtual climber, bruh. join dis server and show dem noobs who da real king of da mountain is. let’s get high…literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlexiHealthCraft

    FlexiHealthCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4706
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 990399 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.

    plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.

    and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?

    so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Vanilla Adventures: Like Hermitcraft, but with more warped minds! 15+

    Warped Vanilla Adventures: Like Hermitcraft, but with more warped minds! 15+
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6540
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have plans to reset the server? No, we have no plans to reset the server in the near future.
    What type of modifications do you use? We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons.
    How can I join the server? You can join by joining our Discord and submitting an application.
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, we encourage community collaboration and forming groups.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TransFemcel Dating Minecraft Server

    TransFemcel Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3340
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 519 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date the elusive trans femcel and trust us, you will like it!

    Legend has it that the trans femcel is the most sought after player on the server, with their enchanting beauty and mysterious ways. Join our server and embark on a quest to win their heart, complete with challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before.

    But be warned, the trans femcel is not easily won over. You must prove your worth through epic battles, intricate puzzles, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Are you up for the challenge? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to capture the heart of the trans femcel!

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5712
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy Russians who are not only intellectually on par with Western Europeans, but also have the ability to build entire cities out of vodka bottles. That’s right, our server is filled with players who can drink you under the table while simultaneously constructing epic structures that will blow your mind. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 999
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama over secret recipes? Join our Minecraft server and let your baking skills shine without any guilt! Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy a delicious dark chocolate cherry cake without any drama.

    On our server, you can recreate your late wife’s famous cake without any judgment from your kids or anyone else. Let your creativity flow as you bake to your heart’s content in a stress-free environment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden recipe book somewhere in the virtual world of our server that holds the key to the perfect dark chocolate cherry cake. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and bake the most delicious cake of all time?

    Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Let’s bake some cakes and have a good time together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraftAdvice

    BabyCraftAdvice
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7931
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4736
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Ores Mined: 9845
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring baby name discussions? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you pick the perfect name for your little bundle of joy! Our virtual baby naming experts will guide you through the process with tips and tricks that are out of this world.

    Imagine a world where baby names are chosen through epic battles and quests. On our server, you can embark on a journey to find the most unique and powerful name for your child. Will you choose a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, or one that brings joy and laughter to all who hear it?

    Join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even discover a name so legendary that it will be whispered in awe for generations to come. Don’t let boring baby name discussions get you down – join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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