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CraftyFactorySecrets

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our top-secret industrial-themed server where you can discover the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing chickens and a rainbow unicorn)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic roller coaster in all of Minecraft, complete with loops, twists, and a surprise drop into a pit of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn)!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant mutant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Defeat it and claim the ultimate prize – a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our industrial secret server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Items Found:	3454
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	806	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Farms Harvested:	794	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	4179

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Villages Defended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Votes:	1646

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Towns Built:	10

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!