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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	4335
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	9213
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	746030

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	4338	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	679939	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3633	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3639
Villages Defended:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!