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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1663 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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