| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2789 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
play.mcxian.com
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 109 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join us for some epic cum tribute battles – because nothing says victory like building a giant monument out of, well, you know. And hey, if you can decode our secret messages and uncover the identity of our mysterious player, you might just unlock the key to posting nudes on the server!
So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride more intense than trying to survive a zombie horde at night. Because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and only the craziest survive. Join now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1405 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you team America? Check out the latest YouTube videos of epic battles and crazy pranks happening on our server. From explosive creeper attacks to elaborate redstone contraptions, you’ll never be bored on our side of the virtual world.
Or maybe you’re team Iran? Watch as players engage in intense PvP battles and embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures. With secret underground tunnels and mysterious temples to explore, you’ll never run out of adventures on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your side in the ultimate culture showdown. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, politics stay out of it – this is all about having fun and getting creative in the virtual world.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3551 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6776 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 557765 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 8210 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5249 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
On our server, age is just a number but maturity is a must. We’ll have epic battles between the older generation and the youngins’, with wisdom and experience coming out on top every time. Our civil war will be legendary, with factions fighting not for land or power, but for the respect of their elders!
So grab your walking stick and join us for the ultimate showdown of old vs young on Minecraft. Let’s show those youngsters that age is just a number, and we can still game like the best of them!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1713 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
But wait, it gets even better! Want to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a herd of zombie cows? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into the mouth of a giant friendly creeper? No problem! And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts that lead you to a hidden disco party with all the mobs getting down to some sick beats.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8051 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a Principal Economist at the Federal Reserve? Well, now you can live out your dreams in our server! You can set interest rates, establish social policies, and even think about climate change while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Meet Aurel Hizmo, the hilarious Principal Economist who thinks Trump is a “crazy person” and conservatives are “dumb.” He’ll guide you through the world of ESG issues and climate change policies, all while trying to be remembered in history as a true savior. But shhh, it’s all top secret classified information – just like in the real Federal Reserve!
So why wait? Join our server now and unlock a whole new level of economic mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden camera footage and become a whistleblower like James O’Keefe. The possibilities are endless! 😂💰🔒😎🚀 #minecraft #funnyserver #economicadventures
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5302 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
We have leaks that are juicier than a watermelon on a hot summer day, and our new version 1.6 update, “Skyward Blaze,” will blow your mind! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
Want crazy events and outrageous banners? We’ve got you covered! From solo boss fights to co-op base defense, we have it all. And don’t even get us started on the new outfits available – you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.
Join our server now on Android, iOS, PC (Standalone launcher), or even on Epic Games Store and Steam! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1077 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 82 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!
