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McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
New Chunks Explored:	77546	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	8456	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8928

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	736	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	6184

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	808	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!