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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1788 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9634 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
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