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BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4000	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	125155
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9968
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2034
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!