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Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2328	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Farms Harvested:	499	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7063	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	802784	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

#gamer, accessories, attire, Casual, choose, comfortable, controller, COSPLAY, esports, fashion, Galore, gamer girl, gamer guy, Gaming, garb, headset, Jeans, Minecraft, online gaming, SNEAKERS, Streamer, Style, t-shirt, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Racists

colorism, complexion, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Individuality, Melanin, personal growth, pixelated, prejudice, Race, Racists, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-perception, skin color, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	76
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!