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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4894 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 9091 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.
Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.
So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!
