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ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Solana is the currency of choice! From September 2023 to May of 2024, Solana was the ultimate money maker, with staking getting you a whopping 7% return! But watch out for that plastic fake ugly “rapper” who launched a pumpfun and ruined everything – she’s the reason we can’t have nice things! Join now for a chance to breach six figures and trade in memecoins like WIF, POPCAT, and BODEN. Who needs real money when you have Solana, am I right? So come on down and join the madness – just don’t let that rapper near your stash! -
CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!
And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!
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BoomerCraft SMP
When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun! -
MineCraftNostalgia
Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.
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Kim’s Chunky Meds
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight! -
ZombMC
Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge, Skyblock*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.
play.zombmc.co.uk
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MineForgeRPG
4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM
mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319
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CareHurt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of accidentally hurting your friends in Minecraft? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special potion that reverses the effects of friendly fire! Now you can play without worrying about accidentally hitting your buddies with a pickaxe.But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
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Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown
Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!