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Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	3046
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Server, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our newest program “Virtual Revenge” where you can seek vengeance on all those pesky creepers and zombies that have been ruining your day. But that’s not all, we also have special events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you can uncover the secrets of the Minecraft world and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” where you can… well, we’re not quite sure what that one is about, but it sounds hilarious!

Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel | Lighter himself is a member. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF (try saying that five times fast) that you can use to unlock exclusive in-game goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

>still the only online multiplayer game… Minecraft SMP

competitive, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game innovation, game studio, Gaming, gtstill, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, ONLINE, Online Community, online competition, online experience, online gaming, Online multiplayer game, online play, online success, platinum, smp, video game, worth a damn

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only online multiplayer game worth a damn! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who protect the land from griefers and trolls. They will swoop in and peck anyone who dares to cause trouble.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!