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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2523 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!