CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5253	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	9989
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	1790	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9899
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

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