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Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	3959	Animals Bred:	137
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Votes:	1951
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Emeralds Found:	1457
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5951	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	229
Players Killed by Monsters:	7031	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Boundaries, Buy, consent, consumerism, CRAFTIN, Crash 4, Creature, CREEPIN, Deals, Decision making, digital content, DISCOUNTS, Entertainment, Ethics, Gaming, impulse buying, mobs, morality, regret, sale, temptation, video games, violate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	254
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Votes:	4816	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

American society, banter, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, commentary, discrimination, economic disparities, economic oppression, financial burden, INEQUALITY, marginalized communities, meets, Minecraft, minority groups, POVERTY, Questionable, race relations, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, Social Issues, social justice, Societal, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, wealth gap

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

2018, apartment, blocks, cigarettes, cleaning, fabric softener, felce azzurra, Fragrance, Fresh, Jacket, Laundry, long trail, Memories, nicotine, Nostalgia, original scent, scent, smell, Smokin, smoking, tobacco, virtual, Wash

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!