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  • Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

    Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4438
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

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    Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

    LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

    Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5250
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 7382
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 25
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

    Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

    And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

    EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9523
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

    Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

    So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DataMineCraft

    DataMineCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 847
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1984 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

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    Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GasCraftEU FineBlock

    GasCraftEU FineBlock
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1948
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VoltaicMC

    VoltaicMC
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9147
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

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    Info
    Version 1.21.4
    Server address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server website https://voltaicmc.com/
    Imgur https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc
    What is Voltaic?
    A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
    A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
    A bustling player ran trade economy.
    A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
    A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
    Player events & community builds.
    A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
    Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
    A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
    An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
    Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!
    Some of our plugins/datapacks
    Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
    Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
    Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
    Armor Statues
    Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
    Ability to sleep the night away.
    Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit
    Things you should expect from Voltaic
    100% Server Uptime unless notified.
    A close knit community of respectful adults.
    A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
    An active staff team for all of your questions.
    What we are looking for in players
    Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
    Involvement and participation in our community.
    Players that are 16 and older.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

    A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

    Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

    A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

    Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

    A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

    Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

    A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

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  • Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    Mugshot Mania 1.20.6
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3018
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

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    Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

    Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

    Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SibCraft Minecraft Server

    SibCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5408
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Farms Harvested: 611 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9912 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ores Mined: 1301 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 498

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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