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””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	8584	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	168	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Votes:	3671
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3963	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	5199	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	539
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2462	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

FortifyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we build towns so strong even floods can’t break them! we got walls taller than a giraffe on stilts and defenses so crazy even the water is scared to mess with us. come be part of the action as we battle against the elements and show those floods who’s boss. plus, we have the best virtual pierogi in all of minecraft, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. join now and help us defend our towns from the deadly floods of central europe!