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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5094 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1387 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4083 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!