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Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Bro, building, Casual, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, memes, multiplayer, nationstates, player, prank, PvP, Server, smp, stay, Survival, Systems, Targeted, Towny, Trade, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, Anime girl, anime trends, character analysis, character design, Character development, Character Ranking, character spotlight, cute, Drill hair, DrillGirl, fan favorite, favorite character, instant best girl, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, otaku culture, popular character, Server, unique hairstyle, waifu

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	178	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

athletes, Black community, blockbuster, BREAKING, buck breaking, Competition, controversy, cultural impact, documentary, Event, Exploitation, Goat, History, media representation, Minecraft, Olympic, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, smp, social commentary, sports, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!

HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Havoc, HIMARS, Incompetence, international relations, Milbloggers, Military analysis, Military experts, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, military-news, RAGE, Russian, Russian battalion, russian military, security threats, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war in Ukraine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

DreamPhoneCraft

addiction, Behavior, Communication, Daily Life, digital age, disconnect, DreamPhoneCraft, dreams, FANTASY, habits, imagination, modern society, Psychology, Reality, screen time, Sleep, smartphones, subconscious, Technology, Usage, virtual

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, assistance needed, brother, Community, Generosity, hard-up, Help, help needed, in need, Kindness, lending a hand, Minecraft, PLEA, reaching out, Request, seeking help, Server, Support, support system, Texarkana, Texarkana area, TexarkanaCraft, Wins

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	283335	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

CringeCraft: The Server

B movies, bad movies, campy films, cheesy movies, cringe-worthy movies, CringeCraft, cult classics, cult films, cult tv shows, enjoyable bad movies, entertainingly bad, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure TV shows, laughably bad, low budget films, Server, so bad it’s good, so bad it’s good tv shows, trashy movies, underrated movies, unintentionally funny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HorizonCraft SMP

Discord, Fun, HorizonCraft, Minecraft, new, richest player, Server, Simple, smp, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3618
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	18

This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606