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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3836 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9177 | Crops Grown: | 9124 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!