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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8523 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4268 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. But instead of being upset, they embraced their cheesy abode and threw a party for all the mice in the neighborhood. It was a gouda time, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and rules over the land with a beak of steel. Join us and you too could become a poultry powerhouse, clucking your way to victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the biggest downgrade of your life! Who needs high-quality graphics and smooth gameplay when you can have a server full of ridiculousness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!