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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8702 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 9374 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
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