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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!
