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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8590 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
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