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DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

CREEPERS, deplorable, Disappointment, disapproval, disgrace, disgraceful, DisgracefulCraft, dishonor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSMENT, explode, Failure, Humiliation, ignominy, Pathetic, PITY, regret, Sadness, shame, shameful, sorrow, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unworthy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4520
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Pixelmon Pity Party Server: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon and haters gonna hate

#pikachu, Anime, ash ketchum, childhood memories, Competitive Gaming, controversy, criticism, cultural phenomenon, deserving, entertainment industry, Fandom, Franchise, Gaming Community, Gonna, hate, Haters, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Party, PITY, Pixelmon, pokemon, popular culture, Server, Social Impact, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7349
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crops Grown:	3418
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3362	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of all the Minecraft servers out there that are just plain boring? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was home to the rarest and most powerful Pokemon in all the land. Yes, you heard that right – Pokemon in Minecraft! But these weren’t your ordinary Pokemon, oh no. These Pokemon were trained in the art of mining and crafting, ready to help you conquer the world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against a Charizard while riding a diamond-clad pig into battle. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could join us and experience the magic of Pokemon in Minecraft? Don’t be a Squirtle, be a Charizard and join us today!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	121
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3973	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6103
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Animals Bred:	94
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.