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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1835 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
