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SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimension Hops:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

Sky Boat Adventures

Adventures, air travel, aircraft, airmail, Aviation, boat, boats, Communication, Delivery, global trade, innovation, interconnected world, LOGISTICS, mail, Maritime, Ocean, Planes, postal service, shipping, SKY, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

2 More Days Minecraft Server

2 more days, Anons, anticipation, BELIEF, countdown, Days, Event, FAITH, Get right with Jesus, Hope, Minecraft, October 9th, Online Community, Perhaps perhaps perhaps, PRAYER, Redemption, Religious, reminder, salvation, Server, spirituality, Upcoming, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2172
New Chunks Explored:	594485	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

CraftyAccidents

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9020	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

PuppyPanicCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1741

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.