PissyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	753
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely considered one of the greatest composers of all time. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany and went on to become a prolific composer, known for his groundbreaking compositions in various genres including symphonies, sonatas, and chamber music. Despite losing his hearing later in life, Beethoven continued to compose some of his most famous works, including the Ninth Symphony and the “Moonlight” Sonata. He passed away in 1827, leaving behind a legacy of timeless music that continues to inspire and influence musicians around the world.

Cluquium server Minecraft

Aternos, Cluquium, Cranberries, Discord, frehawx, Game, Klukvorianism, Minecraft, Religion, Server, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3474
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!

Klookvium.aternos.me:54627

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Ardynfall, backups, Builds, Community, community-driven, Creation, Economy, Evolving, Experience, fair, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Mods, pay to win, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Tweaks, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

ArdynFall SMP – Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Active and Evolving	Join the community as they shape and expand the server
	Adventure with players who have been together for over 2 years
No Planned Server Resets	Build your legacy without worrying about resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups	Server runs around the clock with frequent backups
Dedicated Staff Team	Friendly, experienced staff always available to help
Player-Run Economy	Help develop a diamond-based shopping district and grow the economy
Exciting Events	Participate in server events such as mayoral elections, base tours, and trivia nights
Creative Server	Separate creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players to communicate in-game based on their proximity.

List of Plugins Used:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

If you’re interested, join our Discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server is 4 months old and still evolving
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have pay-to-win features
Are there planned server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, the server has an active and established community
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process

Tingly Top Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, head discomfort, head sensations, head tingling, head tingling all day, head tingling anxiety, head tingling causes, head tingling confusion, head tingling medical advice, head tingling reasons, head tingling stress, head tingling treatment, head tingling worry, health concerns, medical mystery, mystery symptoms, Realm, strange sensations, strange symptoms, tingling sensation, tingly, Top, unexplained sensations, unexplained tingling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like entering a whole new dimension of wackiness. Like, my head has been feeling tingly all day, and I swear it’s because of the crazy adventures and mind-bending builds you’ll find here.

Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, or battling creepers with giant rubber duckies. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of weirdness, and you won’t wanna get off.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your head tingling with excitement, then join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

ChildhoodEnder Minecraft SMP

adult responsibilities, childhood trauma, ChildhoodEnder, Coming of Age, emotional scars, family dynamics, financial struggles, growing up, health issues, identity crisis, Life Changes, loss of childhood friends, loss of innocence, maturing, mental health challenges, Minecraft, Moving away, parental divorce, peer pressure, personal tragedy, school stress, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers twerking for emeralds. It’s a whole vibe, trust me.

So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!

MineCraftyShowerTime

Alone Time, bathroom routine, daily routine, deep cleaning, hygiene, long showers, meditation, mental health, MineCraftyShowerTime, pampering, personal grooming, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-indulgence, showering, Skincare Routine, stress relief, Time management, Unwinding, water conservation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of wasting your precious time in the shower when you could be building epic creations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	2836
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Emeralds Found:	8110	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ores Mined:	3549

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.