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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

BlockBusterFlicks

all-time favorite, BlockBusterFlicks, bucket list, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, essential films, essential viewing, film, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see films, must watch, must watch list, must-watch movies, recommended, Timeless, Top Picks, unforgettable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Next Move

advancement, border conflict, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Move, next steps, Politics, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region in minecraft!! we got ukraine soldiers riding on pigs with diamond swords, ready to take on the russian army of creepers and skeletons. join us for the ultimate battle of east vs west, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos, because who knows what crazy adventures await in this wild and wacky world!

PreggoCraft: IV RemdeSlayCoV2

antiviral, coronavirus, Covid-19, drug safety, Healthcare, Insights, intravenous remdesivir, maternal health, Medical research, medication, Medicine, pharmacokinetics, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, RemdeSlayCoV2, research, Safety, SARS-CoV-2, study, Treatment, viral infection

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	906

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie villagers with diamond swords while riding on the backs of giant spiders. it’s like a rave party, but with more explosions and less glow sticks.

plus, we have this super rare potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting on the lava pits.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe a few broken bones from falling off the roller coaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ObsidianCommunity

Survival, Survival Creative Mini games Skyblock Towny Factions Roleplay Economy Pixelmon Vanilla Adventure Prison RPG PvP Whitelist Hardcore Spigot Tekkit Feed the Beast Hexxit, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to Obsidian Community! Obsidian Community is a thriving, 24/7 modded Minecraft server dedicated to facilitating a fun and friendly environment for players of all experience levels.

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🌎 Earth Diplomacy Gone Wrong! Join DiplomaticaMC for Towny, Politics, and Chaos with a Non-P2W Gold Economy! 🏛️

#announcement, 1:500, building, Chaos, Diplomacy, DiplomaticaMC, Discord, Discord to Minecraft, Dungeon, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, INFORMATION, Join, non-p2w, Nonp2w, Player Base, Politics, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, rule, Server store, smp, Staff-built, Towny, Unique Tools, wrong

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is diplomaticamc.com
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4+
What is the economy system on the server?	The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, used for creating towns and countries via Towny.
Are there updates and new features regularly added?	Yes, there are custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented to provide a different experience each time.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.

FriendZone Minecraft Server

Companionship, Friends, friendship, friendship bond, friendship circle, friendship community, friendship forever, friendship goals, friendship journey, friendship squad, friendship vibes, friendzone, hello, Loneliness, making connections, Minecraft, new friends, reaching out, seeking friends, Server, socializing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a rare unicorn mount that could fly through the skies and shoot rainbow lasers at their enemies! Talk about a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the animals can talk. Imagine having a conversation with a chatty cow while munching on a delicious cookie – only on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out in epic duels using only rubber chickens as weapons. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve defeated your opponent with a squeaky rubber chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the wackiest world you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper92 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

CraftyCreeper92, Minecraft, No. 922841821 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Secrets Hidden Identity Intrigue Dark Unknown Enigma Unveil Clues Mysterious Caller Puzzling Conspiracies Uncertainty, Shenanigans, smp, Ultimate

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	138	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	6572
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the chickens wear diamond armor.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Wedding DramaCraft

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, brother, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Decision making, DramaCraft, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, loyalty, relationships, sister-in-law, standing up, Support, uninvited, VALUES, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	289	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in Latvia! Join us for a wild ride filled with bridesmaids, brothers, and uninvited guests – oh my!

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with a bride who’s colder than the Arctic, and a sister-in-law caught in the middle of family feuds. Will you stand by your man or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With family members urging you to keep the peace and attend the wedding, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of emotions and wedding planning chaos. Will you be labeled as the villain ruining the special day, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing your ground?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous wedding shenanigans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	368105

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

CraftyCrimez

ANONYMOUS, consequences, corrupt, CraftyCrimez, crime, deceitful, dishonest, hidden identity, illegal, illicit, IMMORAL, immoral act, immoral behavior, law-breaking, no repercussions, Shady, Unethical, unethical action, unethical behavior, unlawful, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of playing by the rules in Minecraft? Do you dream of wreaking havoc without any consequences? Look no further, because on our server, you can unleash your inner mischief maker without a care in the world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, and even prank them with TNT traps! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on, join us and let your inner villain run free! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉