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KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	1853
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

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””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4174	Star Shards Collected:	57
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8967
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crops Grown:	5591	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	8049
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	3611
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.