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BakeOrBreakMC

#venting, aita, BakeOrBreakMC, Bakery, baking, banana cake, banana cake lover, Birthday, birthday cake, celebration, chocolate cake, family tradition, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, hurtful comment, husband, lactose intolerant, local bakery, UNFAIR, vegan frosting, vegan toffee sauce

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of baking for a lactose intolerant husband who doesn’t appreciate your efforts? Look no further! Join our server and vent about your baking woes while building epic structures with fellow players.

We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!

So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!

LoveCraft SMP: Heartfelt Vibes

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, Heartfelt, Intimacy, lovecraft, loyalty, Passion, relationships, Romantic, smp, soulmate, Support, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, VIBES

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place where true love blooms! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle made of emeralds and protect you from creepers with their undying love.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn and grants wishes to those who bring it a stack of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and experience the magic of true love, chicken armies, and rainbow unicorns in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Breaktime

blocky, Breaktime, Casual Gaming, console games, Entertainment, gaming after work, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, indie games, leisure activities, mental health, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pc games, relaxing games, self-care, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, stress relief, unwind, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	117	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Tired of the same old boring routine after a long day of school or work? Join our epic Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. They start throwing emeralds at you while singing a catchy tune. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant rainbow-colored creeper comes bouncing towards you, exploding into a shower of candy and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.

So why waste your time on boring old games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, Fighting, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Losses, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, putin, Redstone, revolution, Russian army, Server, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Russian army is losing soldiers left and right! We’ve got explosions, chaos, and mayhem galore! Witness the madness as players battle it out in a virtual war zone like no other. Will you be the next soldier to fall in battle? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has the best loot drops in all of Minecraft, so you can gear up and dominate the competition. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join today!

HezbollahCraftAU

Australian, controversial, cultural expression, current events, demonstration, Flags, freedom of speech, hezbollah, HezbollahCraftAU, international news, Islamic organization, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, political activism, Protesters, public display, Rally, religious beliefs, social justice, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

alcohol abuse, Austria, Axe, Case Report, depression, DOCTORS, drug-induced psychosis, emergency surgery, hallucinogens, Magic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, medical emergency, mental health, Mushroom, penile amputation, psilocybin, psychoactive substances, psychological effects, self harm, severed penis, substance abuse, Trauma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

VerlinWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, best, BUILD, Cases, Community, Creative, donation, Explore, free, Fun, Gaming, griefer, legend, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, VerlinWorld

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Farms Harvested:	854	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

/FREE Free donation and a lot of other things! Return of a VerlinWorld legend! The best griefer server in Minecraft!

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Leaked Diddy’s Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Celebrity, Conspiracy, controversy, Diddy, Diddys, gossip, Hip Hop, leaked, leaked footage, leaked information, leaked video, media attention, Minecraft, Music (Industry), privacy breach, public relations, reputation management, Rumors, scandal, Server, snitching, speculation, video leak

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4454	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Potions Brewed:	189

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!

Who-Should-Beat-Mark-Briscoe-For-The-ROH-World-Title-To-Make-Minecraft-SMP

Championship, Mark Briscoe, professional wrestling, ring of honor, ROH, ROH World Champion, title contender, title defense, title holder, Title Match, WhoShouldBeatMarkBriscoeForTheROHWorldTitleToMakeMinecraftSMP, World title, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling match, wrestling promotion, wrestling storyline, wrestling title

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	829394	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6316
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride filled with twists, turns, and creepers around every corner!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with Mark Briscoe himself for the title of ROH World Champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge is taking down this virtual wrestling legend in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

But be warned, Mark Briscoe is no pushover. He’s got diamond armor for days and a mean right hook that can knock you out with just one hit. Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a shot at dethroning him and claiming the title for themselves.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the max and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion, join our server today and get ready for the fight of your virtual life!

RegretfulDateMC SMP

Closure, DATING, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, missed opportunities, mistake, moving on, past, personal development, regret, RegretfulDateMC, relationship, second chances, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8349
Potions Brewed:	60	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Join our SMP and find your perfect blocky soulmate! We have a love potion dispenser at spawn that guarantees you’ll find love within 24 hours or your diamonds back! Don’t let your biggest dating regret be not joining our server sooner!