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  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6553
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2965
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3638
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7604 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Votes: 4419
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lootbox Llama Land

    Lootbox Llama Land
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4401
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 77
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

    4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4612
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

    Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 801
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 5460

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

    So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7098
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magic Items Found: 5939 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyThreads LOLz

    CraftyThreads LOLz
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4989
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3339
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8632
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mines Excavated: 2073

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

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