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TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4877	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	141	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6318
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crops Grown:	6135	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2836	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6335	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!