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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

admitting fault, Apologize.., Apologizing sincerely, ApologyCraft, asking for clemency, asking for forgiveness, Asking for pardon, begging forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Making an apology, Making reparations, Minecraft, offering an apology, saying I’m sorry, saying sorry, Seeking absolution, seeking forgiveness, seeking reconciliation, Seeking redemption, Server, showing remorse, time to apologize

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	53
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to apologize for your lack of skills and join our server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns you into a Minecraft pro in just one sip! Say goodbye to embarrassing deaths and hello to epic victories!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a part of their crazy crew!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. It’s time to apologize for ever playing on those boring, basic servers. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	6781
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, defeat Putin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, european union, Foreign Minister, game of escalation, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Invincible, nato, Party, Poland, Polish FM, Putins, Radosław Sikorski, re-learn, russia, Sikorski, West, WIN

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2

yo, dis server be like dat one time when Poland was all like “Russia ain’t invincible, we can still take down Putin, ya know?” and then they were all talkin’ bout how the West gotta step up their game and learn how to win da game of escalation, like it’s some kinda Minecraft battle or somethin’! so if you wanna join a server dat’s as epic and intense as dis political showdown, den come join us and show Putin who’s boss in da virtual world! we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and a community dat’s ready to take on any challenge, just like Poland takin’ on Russia! so come on, join us and let’s show da world dat we ain’t afraid of a little competition!

GraveyardRivals

Business, Competition, competitors, death, funeral arrangements, funeral director business, funeral director competition, funeral director industry, funeral director services, funeral directors, funeral homes, funeral industry, funeral industry challenges, funeral planning, funeral services, GraveyardRivals, local competition, local services, small business competition, Small Businesses, small-time

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crops Grown:	3577
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

BirdFluMilkVirusCraft

Animals, biosecurity measures, bird flu, BirdFluMilkVirusCraft, commercial milking equipment, dairy industry, disease control, Food Safety, H5N1 virus, infection, infectious diseases, metal components, potential infection, public health, rubber components, Stability, study, transmission risk, unpasteurized milk, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!

SavageMc

1.20 Vanilla Combat System, auction houses, Crates, Custom Items, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Monthly Store Credits Giveaway, pvp arena, Rtp, SavageMc, SavageMC community, Server Shop, tags, token shop, Winnable Rank Vouchers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

SavageMc (CRACKED) Welcome to SavageMC, where the Lifesteal gamemode amps up your Minecraft adventures! Our server is packed with exciting features to keep you hooked. Need some essentials? Check out our Server Shop. Feeling adventurous? Use the RTP (Random Teleport) to explore new, undiscovered lands. Earn exclusive ranks with Winnable Rank Vouchers and score unique rewards by participating in our events.

Here, every mob you take down adds to your wealth, making your battles even more rewarding. Don’t miss our Monthly Store Credits Giveaway for a chance to snag some awesome prizes. Craft and discover Custom Items to spice up your gameplay, and enjoy the familiar thrill of the 1.20 Vanilla Combat System for epic PvP battles.

Got something to sell or looking for a deal? Head to our Auction Houses. Unlock special Crates for a chance at rare goodies. Enhance your herbalism skills with McMMO and spend your hard-earned tokens in our Token Shop. Show off your unique style with custom Tags and test your skills in our action-packed PvP Arena. Join us at SavageMC and dive into a Lifesteal experience like no other – packed with features, fun, and a fantastic community!

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Midcraft: Where you can semi-vanish into vanilla, just watch out for the invisible creepers in 1.21!

Active players, building, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Event, Expanding, Exploration, Explore, Features, INVISIBLE, Ip:, Lore, lore building, Midcraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, semivanish, Small, Start, sticking around, Summer event, Survival, Vanilla, watch, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	8838
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Midcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Midcraft
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features to make the world more interesting
Community Size	Small but expanding
Server IP	midcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of server is Midcraft?

A: Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server based on vanilla gameplay with custom added features.

Q: Is there a community on Midcraft?

A: Yes, Midcraft has a small but ever-expanding community of players.

Q: Are there any ongoing events on Midcraft?

A: Yes, there is a summer event currently happening on Midcraft.

Q: How can I join Midcraft?

A: You can join Midcraft by using the server IP: midcraft.net

EndGame Minecraft Server

American G.I. Tyrone, BBC, blacked, Daughters, denazification, Endgame, Jew Führer, Jewish state, Khazaria, Kremlin, Minecraft, Natalia Poklonskaya, nato, president biden, putin, russia, Server, television, trump, white Russian women, world war 3, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	8365	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in a world where World War 3 has just ended, and the craziest things are happening.

🚀 Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Führer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!

🎉 Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? 😉

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, boomer chains, Community, decentralized internet, EcoCraft, ecosystem, general, Green.., Jdoge, marketcap coins, Markets, memes, Minecraft, Mixer, open internet, open network, potential users, red, reddit, Server, Technology, Teg, Telegram, telegram app, Ton, TON ecosystem, tonchains, Trading, Utilities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	5900
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market? Look no further than our server – where even a child can start trading using boomer chains and other crazy technology designed by Telegram!

Join us for a decentralized and open internet experience with over 100,000,000 potential users – because who needs Reddit when you can be a part of something this insane? Our tonchains ecosystem is so green, it puts the Hulk to shame. We’ve got marketcap coins like Mixer (Ton’s monero) and Jdoge, which is the perfect mix of memes and utilities.

Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your blocky empire!

DisMinecraftAbilityGF

adhd, autism, Chores, Communication, disability, DisMinecraftAbilityGF, Emotional support, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, high functioning autism, Honesty, Hypocrisy, MELTDOWNS, misunderstandings, noise cancelling headphones, sensory overload, sibling rivalry, single parent, teenage relationships

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2415
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s excuses for not doing chores? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Our server is so fun, even your brother’s girlfriend will want to join in on the action! Who knows, maybe she’ll even bake you a virtual cake while you’re mining for diamonds. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your real-life responsibilities – here, everyone is equal, whether you have ADHD, autism, or just a love for building pixelated castles.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even make some new friends. And hey, if you need a break from your brother’s antics, we’ve got plenty of virtual chores for you to tackle instead. Join now and let the adventure begin!