Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#pantsu, Alencia, Alencinox’s Wrath, banter, blocky, cope, Dark Corvus, e7g, epic seven, Guilds, Increased Rates, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Proof of Friendship, Resources, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Young Senya, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2183	Farms Harvested:	908
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.

But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).

Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3060

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Players Killed by Monsters:	6087	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8450

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4929
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Buildings Constructed:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

LoveCraftedGF

ADVANTAGE, aita, Boyfriend, Caring, Caring Boyfriend, Daily, dynamic, feet, housework, love, LoveCraftedGF, Partnership, relationship, Routine, sister, smell, SWEET, teasing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Potions Brewed:	193	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!

TwistedMind Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind blowing movies, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Movie, movie buffs, movie recommendations, Mystery, plot twist, Shocking twists, Shocking.., smp, surprise ending, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, TwistedMind, Twisty, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where every corner you turn is a new plot twist waiting to blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests for epic rewards.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a build battle for the title of Master Builder. And trust me, you do not want to lose to a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life! Who needs plot twists in movies when you can have them in Minecraft?

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Differences, doubts, future plans, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, love, Marriage, moving on, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, signs, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Ores Mined:	4597
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

So, picture this: you’re building the most epic castle in Minecraft with your significant other, and suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your perfectly crafted walls. You look over and see them giggling like a maniac, throwing TNT everywhere and blowing up your hard work. That’s when it hits you – this person will never be your spouse. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about your partner sabotaging your builds. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a virtual wedding or two. Who needs a real-life spouse when you have a whole community of blocky friends to play with?

SciFiSilenceCraft

cooling systems, data centers, data processing, data storage, Digital Innovation, Futuristic technology, IT infrastructure, IT solutions, network security, noise reduction, quiet server rooms, science fiction, SciFiSilenceCraft, server efficiency, server maintenance, Server Management, server monitoring, server performance, server racks, server reliability, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol come join our server where the rooms are so quiet, you’ll think you’re in a library full of sleeping kittens. but don’t be fooled, because once you start playing, the noise levels will rise to epic proportions.

we have unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride them into battle against giant creepers and evil villagers.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have epic parties in the nether, with lava pits for swimming and ghasts as DJs.

if you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of minecraft, look no further. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared to never want to leave.

XYZ SMP: Messing Things Up Since 1.21!

alliances, Battleground, challenge, Chaos, Combat, Conquer, Discord, Essence, Experience, Handouts, Join, messing, Minecraft, PvP, restrictions, Server, Skills, smp, SURVIVE, Thrive, Vanilla, XYZ

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

XYZ SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	XYZ SMP
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No rules
Gameplay	Pure vanilla
Features	Intense PvP combat, no handouts, no restrictions
Server IP	xyzsmp.xyz:25589
Discord	https://discord.gg/GCz2ApzYjD

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, XYZ SMP is a completely rule-free anarchy server.
What type of gameplay does XYZ SMP offer?	XYZ SMP provides a pure vanilla experience with intense PvP combat and no restrictions.
Do players receive any handouts or protections?	No, there are no handouts or protections on XYZ SMP.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed as there are no rules against it.
Where can I join the server?	You can join XYZ SMP at xyzsmp.xyz:25589.

PinkChuubasMC Server

2434, anniversary album, Chuubas, discussion, Holodex, Hololive_Global, HoloX, lig, Mayo, PCG, PINK, Pink Unity, Pink Woman, pink-themed, PinkChuubasMC, Popular, Server, stream tracker, vnug, VRE, vsj, VT

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mines Excavated:	1087
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server ever – where we worship Pink Women! Join us at /pink/ for a wild ride filled with pink-themed chuubas from all over the universe. We are all about Pink Unity here, because who doesn’t love a good pink chuuba, am I right?

We have an extensive list of pink chuubas that will blow your mind. And if you have any pink chuubas that aren’t on the list, just post them and we’ll add them because we believe in spreading the pink love!

But wait, you might say, “X chuuba is bad!” Well, ignore the haters and just bask in the glory of Pink Unity, because all Pink Women are absolute queens in our book.

Join us for some crazy fun on our Minecraft server where we discuss, worship, and celebrate all things pink chuubas. Don’t miss out on the madness – come be a part of our pink-tastic community today!

IdolCraft SMP – The Blocky Quest

achievement, blocky, Dedication, determination, dream come true, girl empowerment, growth, hard work pays off, idol journey, IdolCraft, inspirational journey, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, proud moment, Quest, self improvement, shining star, smp, success story, talent development, talent recognition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic journey of a girl who literally crawled through mud to get to where she is now. She’s like a real-life Minecraft warrior princess, except instead of a sword, she wields a diamond pickaxe. After a year of blood, sweat, and tears (mostly tears from creepers blowing up her stuff), she has risen to the top and is ready to show the world what she’s made of. So come join us and be a part of her epic tale of triumph and glory! Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA

Apologize.., cleanliness, close relationship, clutter, Communication, defeated, down, family, hoarder, HoarderSisNephewMiserableAITA, intervention, mental health, Mice, Miserable, nephew, regret, rodents, teen years, Trash, Unhappy, unhygienic

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s rodent-infested house? Look no further! Our server is overrun with mobs just like her home is overrun with rodents. But don’t worry, our mobs won’t leave droppings everywhere – just epic loot for you to collect!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through stacks of old food packages just like my sister’s cluttered house. Will you find hidden treasures or get lost in the maze of junk? The possibilities are endless!

And just like my nephew Jim, who’s always trying to escape his house, you can escape reality by immersing yourself in our virtual world. Who needs two part-time jobs and volunteer work when you can slay dragons and build epic structures?

So come join us on our server, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being a hoarder of diamonds and rare items – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft hoarding great again!

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