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BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1409	Alien Abductions:	0

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	3548
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	177808	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5900	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Farms Harvested:	247
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5871	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	1000
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

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