BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	1703
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1899
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	5122
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mines Excavated:	1016	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	1116
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4813	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	153	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Votes:	1595
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

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