Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6465	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Nvidia 6090 Next Gen Server

6090, Advanced technology, Computer Hardware, Cutting Edge, Gaming, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming industry, Gen, GPU, Graphics cards, graphics processing unit, high performance, innovation, next generation, nvidia, Nvidia 6090, Performance, Server, Technology, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	364
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

lol imagine playing minecraft on a potato computer when u could be on our server with the next gen nvidia graphics cards like the 6090!!! ur blocks will be so sharp u could cut a diamond with them. and get this, our server is so lit that herobrine himself comes to hang out and build with us. he even taught us how to ride ender dragons and turn creepers into friendly pets. u don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness, join now before the 6090 graphics cards take over the world and u get left behind in pixelated dust.

Zebra Giraffe Survival Boosters

adaptation, American Naturalist, Behavior, Biodiversity, Boosters, coexistence, conservation, cooperation, ecosystem, findings, Giraffe, Giraffes, Herding, Interaction, Mutualism, researchers, species, study, Survival, symbiosis, wildlife, zebra, zebras

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where zebras and giraffes are BFFs and work together to take down creepers and zombies! it’s like a real-life safari but with blocky animals and explosive fun! you won’t find this kind of animal teamwork anywhere else, so hop on and join the wildest adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Eternal Region

16+, Anti-Griefing, community event, community polls, community-driven, Competition, cooperation, Economy, ETERNAL, Growing Community, limited resources, Mature Players, New server, permit system, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, smp, survival island, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, world border

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7719
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

The Eternal Region [SMP]

Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

What Makes Us Different?

A True Survival Challenge	We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation.
Survival Island Spawn	Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own.
Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks	No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!) Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos) Double Shulker Shells

A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!

Apply to Join!

We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

Froggy Dreams Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Behavior, CHANGE, Decade, digital age, dreams, friendship, Froggy, Images, influence, Ingrained, internet culture, meme, Nostalgia, Online Community, peer pressure, Position, posting frogs, Server, social media, trends, uncool, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	423

Yo, bro, forget about those lame frogs, come join our Minecraft server and post some epic blocky memes instead! We’ve got a community of players who have been posting memes for centuries, so you’ll fit right in with your decade of experience. Plus, our server is so lit that even the frogs will be jealous of the fun you’re having. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s meme our way to victory!

DadTagz Minecraft Server

Appearance, Army, controversy, Custom, dad, DadTagz, Decorative, dog tags, Explanation, generational gap, Honor, Individuality, judgment, Memory, Military, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Personal, Respect, Self-expression, sentimental, Server, tradition

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Emeralds Found:	5077
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Void Armor Forged:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wearing dog tags without being in the military? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your dog tags under your shirt just like our player hides their true intentions in the game. Who needs a purpose when you can just look cool, am I right?

Just like our player honors their dad by wearing those tags, you can honor your gaming skills by dominating our server. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your age or appearance like that grumpy old man at the train station.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures just like those hidden dog tags. See you in the game!

DisneyDollarsDenied

Budget, CANCELLATION, Communication, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, disney trip, DisneyDollarsDenied, Distance, Expense, family, financial position, Friends, Gesture, misunderstanding, MONEY, Mother, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, travel, vacation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected expenses and family feuds just like this one!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual mom demands you pay $400 for a surprise expense. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under the pressure? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. From unexpected betrayals to epic battles over virtual resources, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs Disney when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need?

CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

balance, CalorieKingMinecraft, calories, comfort food, Consumption, diet, eating habits, Favorite Food, Food, guilty pleasure, health, indulgence, Lifestyle, Longevity, Meal, Moderation, nutrition, portion control, self-care, smp, weight management, well-being

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DoomsdayCraft

acceptance, Afterlife, Closure, death, DoomsdayCraft, Dying, end of life, EUTHANASIA, fear of death, final wishes, funeral planning, Grief, hospice care, legacy planning, letting go, Life after death., living will, mortality, Near Death Experience, peaceful passing, terminal illness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
New Chunks Explored:	214087	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5753	Divine Spears Created:	10

Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, chief, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, Minsk agreements, Négotiation, peace deal, peacecraft, political leaders, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	146
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

ElonCraft Dissident Squad

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Democracy, Dissident, DISSIDENTS, elon musk, ElonCraft, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Internet freedom, political dissent, privacy, protest, russia, spacex, squad, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, Whistleblower

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

pinworms Minecraft Servers