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Crafty Anon’s 917214462 LOL Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8537	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Crops Grown:	3087	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	969	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

elcome to our epic Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will blow your mind and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of bantering with skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

1. Anonymous, 10. digital communication, 11. social media, 12. internet anonymity, 13. online humor, 14. message board, 15. internet slang, 16. online interaction, 17. digital identity, 18. virtual communication, 19. online forum, 2. XDDD, 20. online entertainment, 3. No. 196297002, 4. humor, 5. internet culture, 6. meme, 7. online community, 8. anonymous posting, 9. forum thread, Anons, LolCraft, rules, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8548	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

Accuracy, Adventures, anatomy, blocky, body image, Bone, bone pressed, boner, comparison, Confidence, dick size, Insecurity, length, Measurement, Medical, method, penis, Pressed, question.., real, real size, research, self esteem, SIZE, size matters, study, Technique

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Votes:	1482	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

anxiety, Captives, Crafty, Crisis, cry for help, depression, DESPERATE, Holding, Hostage, hostage situation, internet culture, ISOLATION, lol, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Online Community, plea for attention, self harm, social media, suicidal thoughts, Support, validation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

close call, Communication, community support, Crafty, CREW, Crisis, Crisis averted, crisis communication, crisis management., crisis response, disaster prevention, emergency response, Grateful, online presence, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Relief, safety first, sayusyn, social media, SunKenjiVT, teamwork, thankful, twitter

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

Alarming, BLOCK, CasualCraft, casualization, coding, Community, console gamers, drivers, Fruitful, Gaming Community, Install, Mentality, Mods, pc gamers, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming culture, PC gaming history, reddit, ruined, Ruining, Stronger, Time, zoomers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!