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CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1186
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	889712	Villages Defended:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1712	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2772	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8344	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!