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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2197 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 149 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.
u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.
