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New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

BANKRUPTCY, beat, Break, Catch, Character, Checked, crapcom, days ago, Frustration, Game, hate, ITSUNO, main menu, Minecraft, new game plus, piece of shit, pile of shit, Players, reinstall, sick, Start, true ending, Uninstall

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Samurai Craft

Active Staff, Adventure, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom, Friendly staff, Fun, Kits, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankup System, role playing, Samurai Craft, Survival, Tradeos Customs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6677	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Hello! How are you? Do you want to play a well-configured Survival Custom server with your friends? SamuraiCraft is your best choice.

We have: » RankUP System » Crates » Pay Ranges » Protections » Tradeos Customs » Kits » Active and Friendly Staff » And more

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Robo’s Square World: Where time stands still and creepers are always on vacation

apply, bedrock, CREEPERS, discord chat, Discord link, hermitcraft, java, Language, Mob Heads, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, smp, Square, stands, Survival, Time, vacation, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Server Name:	Robo’s World
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset:	Never
Supported Platforms:	Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Players enjoy a survival mode experience without griefing, stealing, or hacking.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Robo’s World?

To join, visit our Discord server and apply for whitelist.

2. Is the map reset regularly?

No, the map on Robo’s World never resets, so your creations are safe.

3. Is crossplay enabled on the server?

Yes, players can join on both Java and Bedrock editions.

4. What are some key features of the server?

– Online Map to view the world – Chance of getting Mob Heads – Discord chat integration – Vanilla experience with no game-altering mods/plugins

5. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

– No griefing, stealing, or hacking – No forced PVP – No offensive language

For more detailed rules, visit our Discord server.

IdolCraft Server – Join the Idol Army!

Army, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, eien, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol company, idol corp, idol Friends, IdolCraft, idolEN, idolEN ENCORE, idolES, Join, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, prima, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, VSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1793	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than this server! We’ve got a whole gang of virtual idols ready to rock your world! From Kattarina Qutie to Rin Penrose, these idols are here to sing, dance, and mine their way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get access to exclusive merch that will make your friends green with envy. Want to hang out with Roca Rourin or Poko Rakun? They’re here too, ready to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Lalabell Lullaby and Taiga Toragami ready to take you on epic quests and adventures. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got these idols by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even become besties with Enya Ignis or Chikafuji Lisa. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-importance, self-recognition, self-validation, Special, SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Votes:	6960	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	6145	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6695

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

atypical family behaviors, distinctive upbringing, idiosyncratic family rituals, Minecraft, normal household practices, peculiar household routines, quirky habits, QuirkyFam, smp, uncommon family norms, unconventional family habits, unique family traditions, unusual customs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.

Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin