| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8281 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 2367 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7002 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6177 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3858 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 166 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 190714 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8136 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6001 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7264 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 200 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
