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Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4653
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Animals Bred:	64
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	4835	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	295508	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4177
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magic Items Found:	8534
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).