piece of shit person Minecraft Servers

piece of shit person Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8583
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3049 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

    PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a slave to your parents and forced to go to school? Are you feeling like your soul is already dead as an adult? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to bring some excitement back into your life!

    Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood. Let your imagination run wild as you build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and make new friends who share your love for all things blocky.

    Forget about your boring life and dive into a world where anything is possible. Who needs deep dreams and desires when you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, all without leaving the comfort of your computer screen. Trust us, it’s way more fun than paying bills and going to work!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

    BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8531
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2185 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

    Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

    Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

    So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFools Minecraft Server

    CraftyFools Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2756
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless purchases like enchanted golden apples and diamond hoes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can trade your useless purchases for epic loot like enchanted netherite armor and dragon eggs!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading useless items for rare treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden riches?

    So why waste your diamonds on useless purchases when you can join our server and turn them into something truly legendary? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6110
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6751 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9823
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Animals Bred: 139 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky Gen Z kids ruining your Minecraft experience with their TikToks and avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow boomers, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for us oldies but goodies.

    Join us on our server where we have designated “Boomer Zones” where only classic rock music plays and the only emojis allowed are the good old colon and parenthesis.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “OK Boomer” dungeon, where you can battle hordes of entitled teenagers armed with nothing but your trusty AARP card and a cane.

    So come on down to our server and show those young whippersnappers who’s boss! Remember, age before beauty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server

    Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 466
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Star Shards Collected: 170
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server, dude? It’s like, so epic that even the Russians lost an entire airborne brigade in Vovchansk trying to find it! I know, right? Like, they were so distracted by all the epic builds and epic PvP battles that they just got totally lost in the game.

    But, like, don’t worry, you won’t get lost because we have, like, the most epic spawn town ever. It’s like, a giant castle made out of diamond blocks and guarded by dragons. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond armor.

    And, like, the best part is that we have the most epic events ever. Like, every full moon, we have a giant mob battle where you have to fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers to win epic loot. And, like, every Friday night, we have a giant fireworks show that lights up the sky with all the colors of the rainbow.

    So, like, come join us on this totally epic Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness. Just be careful not to get lost like the Russians did, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostInUkraineCraft

    LostInUkraineCraft
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6729 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MatchyCraft: Beauty League

    MatchyCraft: Beauty League
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2208
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Emeralds Found: 6449 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna find your perfect match! like, this study says that people are super good at rating how hot they are, so you know you’ll find someone on your level of hotness here!

    couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyAura

    SkyAura
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5626
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    It’s a server. It runs Minecraft. What more do I need to explain?

    SkyAura is an SMP server aiming to host a experience as close to vanilla as possible

    All plugins that modify the gameplay added to the server get voted on by the community

    mc.skyaura.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alathra: Where We Forge New Frontiers by Arguing Over Virtual Borders and Pretending to Be Knights or Something

    Alathra: Where We Forge New Frontiers by Arguing Over Virtual Borders and Pretending to Be Knights or Something
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 484
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2907
    Dimension Hops: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 109 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server.

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/YGKfJ2m7
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    Towny

    Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!

    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding

    One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story, which is bound to intertwine with the stories of others.

    Custom World

    The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch using a combination of tools to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. The world consists of continents separated by oceans and is divided into four temperature zones. Along with enhancements to vanilla biomes, the map also includes many new biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, mangrove islands, prairies, steppes and more! There are also landmarks that can be found throughout the map including volcanoes, salt flats and underground rivers.

    Custom Plugins

    Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers who are consistently develop new plugins and features that give Alathra a unique feel that we guarantee you won’t find on other servers. Some examples include lockpicking, a custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, a fast travel port system, regional resources and so much more!

    Movecraft

    Movecraft is a plugin that allows you to create moveable ships, from small fishing boats to large Man o’ Wars! Fill your ships with chests for trade or line them with cannons for war. The version of Movecraft Alathra uses is also specifically written and configured to allow for naval combat.

    Brewing

    The Brewery plugin allows you to create many different interesting brews as well as the many custom brews that have been made by players. Become your town’s barkeeper! Experiment to see how many of hundreds of custom brews you can discover.

    Custom Mobs and Animals

    We have quite a few custom passive and aggressive mobs, including sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles and boars.

    Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    Recently reset our custom nether features uniquely created biomes and custom nether mobs including the Gargoyle, Nether Leech, Hell Hounds and Imps.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeasonCraft Minecraft Server

    SeasonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8680
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Dragon Eggs Found: 2343
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where even level 30 players are considered noobs and falling damage is the ultimate enemy. Season 5 is here and we have sub level 20 players taking on max difficulty with crazy modifiers – it’s chaos at its finest! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Who needs sanity anyway?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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