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Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2302	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Potions Brewed:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	170158	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

BlockyRacistPedo Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every pedophile magically transforms into a white supremacist racist piece of shit, until they lay eyes on our beautiful brown cunny. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious role-playing experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Watch as these once despicable characters turn into love-struck fools at the sight of our unique and enchanting brown cunny. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and join our server today for a truly unforgettable experience!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7455	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Farms Harvested:	801	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

What are Minecraft servers like Concordia MC ?

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Some servers similar to Concordia MC include:

1. HermitCraft – A popular semi-vanilla server with a focus on community interaction and collaboration. Players can join a vast world and create their own unique structures while also participating in group events and challenges.

2. The Hive – A server with a wide variety of mini-games and game modes to keep players entertained. From survival games to parkour challenges, The Hive offers something for everyone looking for a fun and competitive Minecraft experience.

3. Hypixel – Known for its diverse range of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel is a server that offers endless entertainment for players of all skill levels. Whether you prefer PvP battles or creative building challenges, Hypixel has something for you.

4. Mineplex – Another popular server with a focus on mini-games and community-driven events. Mineplex offers a wide range of game modes, including survival, creative, and competitive challenges, making it a great choice for players looking for a fun and engaging Minecraft experience.

5. CubeCraft Games – A server that offers a mix of both classic and custom mini-games, CubeCraft Games is perfect for players who enjoy both traditional Minecraft gameplay and unique challenges. With regular updates and new game modes added regularly, CubeCraft Games keeps players coming back for more.

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Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Votes:	9227	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored llamas that will guide you to the land of unlimited diamonds and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains in search of players to challenge to a game of snowball dodgeball. If you can beat him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, he’s a mischievous one).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowflake Minecraft SMP

anti-racism education, cultural conditioning, diversity acceptance, Internalized Racism, Minecraft, overcoming self-hatred, racial awareness, racial bias, racial identity, racial privilege, racial solidarity, racial stereotypes, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, snowflake, societal pressure, white guilt, white identity crisis, White self-hatred

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters

DadBlameMCServer

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Catholic, church event, control, DadBlameMCServer, Decisions, dramatic, family, Father, Girlfriend, grandson, husband, Late, Missed, Priorities, Religious, sister, Son

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	9091	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ores Mined:	3912
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, your dad shows up late to your birthday party in the game. But wait, he’s not just late, he straight up misses the whole thing because he’s too busy attending his girlfriend’s virtual church event. I mean, come on, who does that?

But fear not, because on our server, we don’t tolerate this kind of nonsense. We prioritize epic builds and virtual celebrations over fake church events any day. Plus, we have a strict “no drama” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any family feuds while you’re playing.

Join us now and let’s build some crazy memories together. Who needs a dad who misses your birthday party when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back? Let’s show your dad what he’s missing out on by joining the coolest Minecraft server out there.

DoggyJavaDen

aggressive dog, coffee shop, Confrontation, disruptive behavior, dog behavior, dog owner etiquette, dog training, dog-friendly, DoggyJavaDen, leash control, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet etiquette, Pet Management, pet owner communication, pet owner conflict, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, pet socialization, public disturbance, public spaces

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2113	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre incidents, bizarre public behavior, eccentric actions, eccentric behavior, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd sightings, outlandish actions, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar sightings, public behavior, PublicPickleEater, smp, strange actions, strange public behavior, strange sightings, unusual behavior, unusual sightings, weird behavior, weird occurrences

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!