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Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	123	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	6901	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2657	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7167	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9700

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9583	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	4905	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	630	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!