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Korean PUA Minecraft Server

seduction, misconceptions, pickup artists, Polish women, Girlfriends

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Korean PUAs go to Poland to find girlfriends! Why settle for regular old dating apps when you can join our server and find love in the virtual world? Our pixelated princesses are waiting for their pixelated princes to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their quest to collect all the bamboo in the land while dodging creepers and skeletons along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, friendship, or a ninja panda companion along the way. See you in the game!

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Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

Ugly, shitty person, Frustration, emotionally unstable, andrew tate

Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉

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HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

Server, Communication, holidays, Boundaries, Justified

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

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CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

CozyKicks, comfortable casual shoes, shoe comfort, comfortable shoe brands, shoe arch support

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

unnecessary holiday, uncelebrated holiday, mundane holiday, unremarkable holiday, unpopular holiday

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, current events, controversy, German chancellor, germany

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

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SubmarinelessRussia

mediterranean sea, naval power, naval operations, strategic location, Tartus

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

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Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic integrity, Ethics, brain implant, academic dishonesty, cheating prevention

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

Parkinson’s Disease, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, levodopa, brain function

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

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Java Survival

Legitimate, Custom, HACKING, java, Address

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.