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CloudVale 4.0

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7169	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	4065
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

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SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

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Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2259	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Tracy’s Minecraft SMP – Thursday Family Fun

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, family, family edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Fun, Greentext Mega, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, THURSDAY, Tracy, Tracys

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs? Join our server for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and hugs! Our server is so epic, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and blender models that will make your head spin. Plus, our thread archives are so extensive, they’ll crash your system (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything is possible (including hugging gators)!