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CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	7337
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	1047	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Votes:	4351	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

MineCraftFaveYTuber

#youtube, channel, Content Creator, creator, Digital Media, Entertainment, Favorite youTuber, influencer, internet celebrity, MineCraftFaveYTuber, most favorite, online content, online personality, online video, Popular, social media, subscribe, Video, vlogger, watch, YouTuber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	288
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

No Bone Boner Land

anatomy, biology, Bone, boner, erection, Land, male anatomy, male arousal, male genitalia, male physiology, male reproductive organs, male reproductive system, male sexual anatomy, male sexual function, male sexual health, male sexual response, male sexual terminology, male sexuality, sexual arousal, Slang, slang terms, terminology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

Atlas, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T, cellular therapy, Fun, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, immunotherapy, leukaemia, Leukemia, long-term remission, medical breakthrough, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Remission, single cell, SLAYERS, type 2 function, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!