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Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5742
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	9824	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4879
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4228
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	3514	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1634	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!