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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4763

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7312	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	197	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	9181
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8002
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!