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Safe Job Minecraft SMP

career, Degree, education, employment, Engineering, future prospects, health, Job, job market, job security, long term, Mathematics, Minecraft, occupational safety, physically safe, Safe, Safety, Science, smp, STEM, Technology, well-being, Workplace

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Votes:	2822	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks of gold! Our server is so safe, even creepers wear helmets. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a cuddly pet that loves belly rubs. So put down that STEMshit degree and pick up your pickaxe, because the safest job in the world is waiting for you in our Minecraft SMP!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6965	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

avoid scams, beware of scams, deceptive marketing, deceptive practices, fake opportunities, false promises, financial fraud, financial traps, Fools, fraud, fraudulent schemes, get rich quick, GOLD, hidden scams, internet fraud, investment scam, money laundering, online scam, phishing scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, scam, ScamCraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Potions Brewed:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

PixelPotionCraft

cherished, Childhood, discontinued items, discontinued product, Favorite, Fondness, lament, longing, Memories, missing, no longer available, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, PixelPotionCraft, sentimental, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Do you miss the days of sipping on a Crystal Pepsi while playing with your Tamagotchi? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We offer a virtual time machine where you can relive all your favorite discontinued products in pixelated glory. From Surge soda to Dunkaroos, we’ve got it all! Join now and experience a blast from the past like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with all the nostalgic goodies you miss?

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

constitutional crisis, court decision, CraftyVenezuela, democratic principles, disputed results, election dispute, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, failed submission, government accountability, judicial review, judicial system, legal challenge, legal ruling, Minecraft, opposition, political conflict, political turmoil, proof, Rule of Law, Server, top court, Venezuela

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

aggressor, Conflict, Crisis, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

play.mementosmp.com:50631

Edge of the Forest

1.18.2, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, Economy, Edge of the Forest, Empire, Faction, Factions, java, lone wolf, Minecraft, Peace, power, PvE, PvP, roleplayer, roleplayers, Server, shadows, Streamer, Streamers, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	525479
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

edgeoftheforest.apexmc.co

V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

border, Chat, Cheating, Community, Dedicated, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, moderated, permanent ban, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Sobriety, temp ban, Vanilla, Vodka, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5084
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!